Welcome to “Chinglish Signs!” What is ‘Chinglish’ you say? It’s where Chinese and English meet, and most often times, fall flat on their faces. In almost every case, nearly without exception, no matter how big the event, how magnificent the landmark, the Chinese translators will very flippantly translate their native Chinese into English, often too directly and without consultation with a native speaker. Check out this Chinglish video for some other true gems. I seriously want to start a “Sign Translation Hotline,” where businesses can call me and for $1 I will translate what they are trying to express with their sign into correct English. I’d be so stinkin’ rich. But for now, we are stuck with theses signs, much to my, and hopefully your amusement.
I will try to post bi-weekly photos of the best (or worst rather) Chinese translations I’ve been fortunate enough to witness. Enjoy! And feel free send one my way if you’ve found a gem too!
- I couldn’t agree more, but it shows how unintelligent I am.
- Sounds like a fun place to be
- Self explanatory
- I know it’s not a sign but…. pig face anyone???
- In Yo Face!!!!
- So is droppin’ “dainty rhymes” good or bad then?
- I’m not sure if this sign is really deep, or trying to tell me some basic info…?..?
- Sorry for the convenience!!!
- I’m so confused.
- Must be French…..Garbaaage
- Helen Keller Sunglasses, seriously? Who did the market research?
- No Scribbling!
- Ok Pandas, it’s time for you to be extinct now.
- How many steps?
- Love Breakfast
- Don’t faze the grasses
- I have winned
- Wildlife is not food…..I beg to differ!
- Mystic yeast, Is there any other kind???
- Stars & Bucks…I know it’s not China, but still sweet.
- Mercy please!!!
- They will tell you any lie to keep you off the grass….
- Chinese Hand Surgeon Sign
- No Striding!
- Chinese McDonald’s Bathroom
- Say What?
- Baseball Chick Magnet more like it!
- The drink menu at the bowling alley, translated “Inebriant.”
- I have no idea………..
- It’s gonna happen, might as well do it right.
- Love You Long Time
- World Expo Security Inspectin
- What a pity indeed….
- My first, and still my personal favorite Chinese sign.








































